Take a drink: Anytime the EPA is talked about or in a scene

Take a drink: Whenever Lisa's crush on Colin is talked about

Take a drink: "Springfield" is said

Take a drink: Homer consumes food

Take a drink: Whenever Flanders is told to go away or shut up

Take a drink: Whenever Homer screws up

Take a drink: Spider Pig is seen or mentioned

Take a drink: Everytime someone gets hurt

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