Take a drink: The General argues that we should fight / nuke the Martians

Take a drink: Anyone argues that the Martians are truly benevolent and enlightened

Take a drink: The Martians laugh

Take a drink: The Chihuaha barks

Take a drink: The translation machine translates anything

Take a drink: A "named" character dies

Take a drink: Anyone does the Martian salute (the universal symbol for "doughnut)

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