Take a drink: Whenever someone says "hacking", "hack," "hackers" etc.

Take a drink: Whenever a disk is seen or talked about

Take a drink: Whenever someone is referred to by their handle such as "zerocool"

Take a drink: Kate is being a bitch

Take a drink: Whenever the word says "virus" is said

Take a drink: Whenever someone says "elite"

Take a drink: Whenever people make out

Take a drink: Whenever someone is at a computer

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