Take a drink: A white person does something ghetto

Take a drink: A political commercial is shown

Take a drink: The singing narrator with the two dancing girls comes out

Take a drink: Mays hits Mitch or vice versa

Take a drink: Anyone says "That ain't right!"

Take a drink: A new organization is introduced, i.e., Teamsters, Pimps 'n' Hoz, etc.

Take a drink: Mays hits on Lisa

Take a drink: Anyone mentions any social or political issue - crime, drugs, etc

Take a drink: Anyone says "God Bless America, and No One Else!"

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