HAPLO Drinking Game Rules

Drunk Meter:


Players: 3+

1 Deck of Cards with Jokers

One Empty Bottle

A Funnel


Game Play/Rules


Ace = Chug Train (The player who picks this card begins to drink and then the player to their left starts to drink and so on. One cannot stop drinking until the person before them has stopped. The last player has the short end of the stick for this one.

2 = Rock Paper Scissors (all players play a rock paper scissors game. Each person counts how many of their choice there are e.g. 3 people chose rock so those 3 people take 3 drinks).

3 = Red Black (a red 3 all the girls take 3 drinks. A black 3 all the boys take 3 drinks).

4 = Fuck You Asshole (after a countdown, all players point to another player and say, "fuck you asshole". How many fingers you have pointing at you is how many drinks you take.

5 = Rule (The player makes a rule, that applies to everyone, and the rules stays until the end of the game. There must be a consequence if someone does not follow the rule e.g. 4 drinks A rule could be, make a name to the person on your right, can't say words with the letter t.

6 = Spin the Bottle (spin an empty bottle and whoever it lands on has to chug/funnel.

7 = Word Ass. (the chooser says a word and the person to their left has to say a word that relates to it, then the next person says a word that relates to THAT word. e.g. tree, bark, dog, cat, whiskers.

8 = Give & Take (give 8 drinks, no more than half to one person then take another card).

9 = Bathroom Card (this card allows you to go to the bathroom at your own will. If you don't have one you can't go).

10 = Give 10 (give 10 drinks, no more than half to one person).

Jack = 21 (starting withe the card chooser all players, after a countdown, put out as many fingers as they want. Starting from the chooser, count the fingers until you count 21. Whoever has the 21st finger has to take 3 drinks.

Queen = Beer Bitch (the player chooses someone to be their bitch and that player has to drink whenever the chooser has to plus their own e.g. 3 drinks for choosing a black three plus another 3 because the chooser is a male as well. The chooser still has to take their drinks too though.

King = Beer Slut (the player chooses someone to be their slut and this player has to get that person a beer/drink whenever the person asks).

Joker = Funnel.